Nick Fury stealthily infiltrates Hydra Headquarters: he kicks a guard in the head
and shoots the man’s partner, then enters….
The
Hydra Agent with a headache is Hank Johnson, family man, nursing his pain,
bickering with his wife about not helping around the house, trying to wrangle
the kids into order, and hating it. At the funeral for his murdered partner,
his wife nags him to talk to the dead man’s supervisor and maybe he can move
into his job. Gets in trouble for including peanut butter in his kids’ school
lunches. He hangs out at Little League with Clay Quartermain of SHIELD. Takes
his kids to the wrong birthday party. Gets a promotion and his new boss Madame
Hydra (a/k/a Viper) hits on him. Takes his kids out for Halloween dressed as
Captain America and She-Hulk. Fights with his partner over basketball tickets.
Takes the wife to a dull meeting at Viper’s house, gets bored and leaves just
moments before the Avengers arrive. Reports Madame Hydra to HR for sexual
harassment. Brings MODOK and Madame Hydra to a boring school fundraiser. Ends
up being kicked in the head by Nick Fury while his partner is gunned down.
Wonders if he can get his late partner’s basketball tickets.