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A drunken Sally Floyd wanders the streets of New York, unfazed by the insanity and violence around her, even when she has to be rescued from a would-be rapist by Moon Knight. At the Bugle, J. Jonah Jameson is uncharacteristically somber after viewing TV report about Front Line and calls Robbie Robertson in to make a confession. Ben Urich is trapped in the middle of a small riot as the street gives way around them, and Sally tries to rescue him. Suddenly everything changes when the Sentry appears in the sky. Elsewhere, an enraged Korg is about to kill Danny Granville for accusing him of the murder of ARCH-E-5912. They are interrupted by two police officers bringing Cheryl, a bag lady who witnessed the mechanoid’s demise. She explains how she was about to be killed by a gang of looters when they were frightened off by the sudden appearance of ARCH-E-5912. When Cheryl thanked the mechanoid for saving her life, it realized it had inadvertently disobeyed its orders not to interfere in human affairs. Distraught over the contradiction, ARCH-E-5912 killed itself. Later, a grateful Korg advises Danny to take Sally and leave the city. Danny wonders if Korg is going to fudge his report to the Hulk.
“War is Heck” presents The Top Ten Reasons to Hate Sally Floyd.