The staff of Damage Control has been invited to the premiere
of A.J. Lociciero’s movie about the company: John is played by Simon “Wonder Man”
Williams as a hunky hero type. Robin is a clingy adoring girlfriend for
John. Albert is a jive-talkin’ pimp dude. And they all hate how they are
portrayed….
Meanwhile in the Asteroid Belt, Edifice Rex realizes he can
use his cosmic powers to clean everything in the universe at once. He tries it
out…and comes to the attention of the great cosmic beings, so Lord Chaos
invites Galactus to a meeting. Galactus then summons the Silver Surfer and dispatches
him to Earth to find out what’s going on….
Back at the premiere, Albert is planning a lawsuit as “John”
defeats “Kingpin” and hurls him out the window to his doom. Everybody then
heads for the after party, where they mingle with heroes and Hollywood types
and Simon takes a lot of ribbing from his Avengers pals while the DC people
corner the director to complain. Then the Silver Surfer flies into the room,
announces the imminent destruction of the universe and comes to collect the
only beings who have a hope of averting the disaster…no, not the Avengers but
Damage Control!