Deadpool explains to a couple how he installed security
devices in all the rooms so that not even Juggernaut could break down the
walls. Then Juggernaut, as Kuurth, Breaker of Stone, smashes in the wall and departs.
As ‘Pool tries to cover it up before his clients, his workers, Larry and Marv,
also depart, telling their boss they need to get to Cimarron, New Mexico, for another
job. Deadpool sits down to rest and sees on television the Serpent’s magic hammers
falling from the sky and being found by people like Juggernaut. Outside, Marv
and Larry’s truck is blown up by a hand-held rocket, hurling debris all over—including
a sledgehammer. The hammer gives Deadpool an idea; he picks it up and flees. A lycanthrope
calls his boss to tell him the mission was a success. Larry and Marv decide to
come back for the hammer later, after the police have gone….
At home, Deadpool searches through files of villains to find
the one “worthy” of the now gaudily decorated hammer. He settles on the Walrus…
…Hubert Carpenter a/k/a the Walrus now works backstage at
monster truck rallies, readying the trucks for the show. After Hubert has okayed
a truck, Roderick takes it out and the truck smashes up, releasing thousands of
bees. Hubert dons his Walrus costume and heads to the locker room (observed by
Deadpool) where he steals Roderick’s wallet, containing fifty-four dollars and
a video rental card. He leaves the other lockers untouched and heads to the
video store. Deadpool had located him by cross-indexing monster truck shows and
video rental stores. Walrus sees the TV news about the magic hammers and fantasizes
about owning one. ‘Pool soars overhead in a glider and drops the hammer with
attached dynamite in Walrus’ path. Walrus finds the hammer and dashes home. ‘Pool
crashes into a flock of ducks then hits a mountain, detonating his leftover
dynamite….
In his apartment, Walrus marvels over the hammer but notes
he doesn’t feel any different. He smashes the toilet with the hammer but rushes
into the apartment next door to smash their toilet with his fist, indicating
that he could do it without the hammer. Deadpool shows up wearing a creepy mask
with a witch’s hat and cape; calling himself the Spectre of Mass Destruction,
he tells Walrus he was chosen and persuades him that his powers will increase.
They then head for Cimarron, New Mexico….
Larry and Marv return to the wreckage of their truck to find
the hammer missing. The people of Cimarron, New Mexico, are marked for
slaughter….
Characters: Deadpool, Walrus, Juggernaut,