Gus Beezer runs around pretending
to be Spider-Man, suddenly encountering the Lizard! Who turns out to be his big
sister Emily yelling at him for ruining her jump rope. She vows revenge. Gus
annoys his family by constantly talking about the new Spider-Man movie that
opens tomorrow but as he is going to bed his mother reminds him that they are
going to the family reunion on the morrow and he will have to see the movie
another day….
The next morning he awakens and
heads into he bathroom only to discover that Emily put make-up on him while he
slept. Gus protests all the way to the picnic, dozing off to dream that his
relatives are all Spidey villains, and he awakens to find Emily has dumped
perfume in his hair. The picnic is just as miserable as he expected but he
suddenly meets his distant cousin Peter Parker who impresses him by having met
Spider-Man; Pete presents Gus with a ball of Spidey’s webbing and he faints.
That night, Gus uses the webbing to trap Emily in her bed….
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Story #2(No title given)
Writer:
Gail Simone.
Penciler/Inker:
Jason Lethcoe.
Colorist:
Hi-Fi.
Letterer:
Dave Sharpe.
Synopsis
After fantasizing about what he
could do if he were a human spider, Gus shows us a comic he wrote and drew
himself: Gus and Zabu are walking along when they are struck by lightning, trip
over a microwave oven, and fall into a vat of chemicals. They are endowed with
the power of flight and the ability to shoot lightning bolts out of their eyes.
So Gus puts together a costume and he and Zabu becomes Marvel Kid and Marvel
Dog. There is a sudden flash flood and the heroes destroy the rain clouds with
their eye beams. They then discover Gus’ sister Emily stuck in a tree as the
waters are rising. Marvel Kid first enters the house to save his comic book
collection then they pluck Emily out of the tree and fly off. The waters are
receding so Marvel Kid has Marvel Dog drop Emily in the water while he goes off
to find a dry place to read his comics.