Synopsis
Avengers (1998 series) #500 synopsis by
Rob Johnson
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This issue begins with Edwin Jarvis serving a meal in Avengers Embassy. Clint Barton tells Scott Lang his secret fantasy bad-girl is Viper/Madame Hydra. Jennifer Walters and Janet van Dyne react in disgust. Kelsey Leigh keeps her own counsel.
But then a level red security alarm sounds and Kelsey magically switches to Captain Britain as a holoscreen shows Jack Of Hearts has just blasted through the back gate. But Scott saw the Avenger die (of self-explosion in #76) saving his daughter Cassie Lang. However the security system confirms that it's him. Ant-Man shrinks and rides a flying ant out to investigate. Enlarging again he takes off his helmet to talk the 'invader'. But Jack just says "I'm sorry" and blows up.
The blast makes a mess of the dining room. As the Avengers recover they exit through a new hole in the outside wall. And find a huge crater with Scott Lang's skeleton.
We now scene-switch to the United Nations assembly room where Tony Stark gives a speech as US Secretary Of Defence and the Avenger Iron Man, flanked by Scarlet Witch and Yellowjacket. But suddenly he falters and starts sweating, and then goes into a rambling insult to the Latverian delegate. Henry Pym tries to reign him in, and then T'Challa of Wakanda speaks from the floor to advise his friend to stop. Iron Man is about to shoot the Latverian with a repulsor ray but then comes to his senses and beats a hasty retreat.
While Yellowjacket offers apologies to the audience, Scarlet Witch follows Tony out. Wanda Maximoff asks him what's wrong and recovering alcoholic Tony says he feels drunk. But he *swears* he hasn't had a drink. However a code white alert calls all 3 of them to Avengers Mansion ...
... where SHIELD are on-site dealing with the situation. Jarvis is protesting about being stretchered out, insisting that he's unharmed but being ignored. Then Captain America and Falcon turn up. Cap insists the medics treat Jarvis with the respect due to the 'Avenger' he is. He asks Edwin what happened and the butler only gets as far as saying that Scott Lang is dead and someone should inform his daughter when there's another interruption ...
... A quinjet approaches seemingly on a crash course. As it gets nearer we can see Vision at the controls before it slams into and through the building. The synthezoid emerges unharmed but claims not to be in control of his actions. But he also declaims that the team is over because it failed and will now be punished. And he emits 5 metal balls which expand into copies of Ultron.
SHIELD call in reinforcements. The Avengers attack but as usual don't fare well against the adamantium robots until Cap chops the head off 1 with his shield and Falcon flies it away. She-Hulk repeatedly smashes 1 head into the ground. Captain Britain decapitates another with her magic sword. Falcon picks another 1 up by the head and (I think) drops it from a great height. I've lost count but suddenly it's all over.
Hawkeye doubts if they were 'real' Ultron's because they didn't make the usual speeches about destroying humanity. But he wonders if this was another booby trap Ultron programmed into his creation Vision. Angry She-Hulk picks up the synthezoid's inert body and demands an explanation. Steve Rogers and Clint try to talk her down but she goes berserk and rips Vision apart. Wasp joins in the entreaties but Shulk viciously backhands the insect-sized heroine away. Then she turns on Cap, and SHIELD call for the Hulkbuster squad. Cap B tries in vain to stop Big Green as she picks up a truck and throws it at the downed Cap A.
In an epilogue of darkness 2 voices argue over whether to kill the Avengers now or keep torturing them.
CharactersGood (or All)Plus: Captain Britain (
Kelsey Leigh).