On a visit to Avengers Mansion, Beast meets Wonder Man and
they reminisce about the old days when they went out drinking together and each
wonders why the other changed. After a few drinks in a bar they decide to
recreate those happier times. They battle the Circus of Crime. Beast takes on
Pink Pearl in the wrestling ring. They shave half of a sleeping Wolverine’s
head then escape when he wakes up. They encounter a violent Absorbing Man and recognize
there’s something wrong with him so they invite him to a bar where he talks
about his marital problems. They have him reconcile with Titania and try to
make time with her pals Letha and Poundcakes and barely escape. And at the end
of the night, they are satisfied.
“Captain America + Jubilee”
Writer: Justin Jordan. Art: Angel Unzueta. Colors: Thomas
Mason.
Captain America takes Jubilee on a mission to
investigate a Nazi sub sunken off the Louisiana coast during the War and only
recently rediscovered. They dive down and enter, encountering a band of Nazi
vampires; they keep up some comical banter while killing off all of the vampires.
After it is over, Jubilee asks Cap why he brought her along, since he could have
taken care of them himself. Cap replies that he wanted the undead Nazis to see
that, like her, they could choose not to be monsters.